We have-another time tonight.

allright, so tonight i went to creatures, and ran into bradshaw… we went over to fred meyer because we needed some gatorade. We ran into bryce florey in the parking lot….

…Anyway, nothing too exciting from him, but i did get a hug and he asked me why there wasn’t any dead bodies in my trunk, i didn’t know what to say…. inside fred meyer me and bradshaw got our gatorade, which was only a dollar,then we tried out the new scents of febreeze and we went to the self checkout, and bradshaw insisted on touching the items to the yellow pad for a really long time and i got embarrased because there were people standing behind us waiting… then i went to carls jnr and got 2 spicy chickens and ate them in my car and we were listening to High voltage by Electric six… and everytime jack whites part would come up i would lift my head up from my food with my mouth full and mouth his words, and we thought it would make a good music video to have two guys eating, and everytime their part comes up, they sing and kind of chew at the same time… I dont know, i guess you’de have to be there, next time you’re in my car eating, ask me to put that song on and i’ll show you, i promise.

So afterwards i went over to brets and we took some pictures, and we made a whole movie out of the pictures, i really wish i could show everybody because it was really funny up to my standards, which are high. And it was funny because we took all these random pictures, and then afterwards we decided to make it into a movie, and it turned out really good and we tied everything together perfectly, i’ll show you if your ever at my home.

Yo, respek!

No dude, shut up, garfields not on my shoulder

Hey look garfields on my shoulder … whats going on man? what are you doing up there ?

mmmmm

Feeling kind of lazy tonight, i already used up all my creativity tonight, i’m sorry…

HI KIDS IT’S IMPORTANT TO BE PATIENCE.

We have-a time tonight!

Me and sam had a time tonight. It was crush night, where we go out and check out the ladies…. no, actually, i’m not that shallow… you know that. but anyway, we just went to fred meyer and winco and 7-11 and then his house, and then my house….

first we did our hair, and took pictures in the mirror because we’re trying to boycott myspace, but we cant get away from the stereotypical mirror pictures….

Sam decided after many hair dews that the bangs over the eye look was best for him, and i decided that my hair looked the best when i put my bangs straight up to expose my receding hairline.

then we decided that our hair looked fucking stupid so i put my hat on and sam made his hair look normal… for some reason sam and I eneded up wearing matching shirts, and it was really akward…

so i changed into something a little more comfortable…

First thing i did when i got to winco is pound down a couple room temperature liquid candy drinks… Whatever the hell they’re called. but they gave me cancer, so the winco manager gave them to me for free.

Sam’s really into horses, and when he saw that they had one at winco, he said ” wow they really do have everything here” and he was right… they had everything in the whole world…

Even some fucking tigers, allthough tigers kill people and stuff, the still had them at winco, but i am pretty strong so the tiger didn’t hurt me. but sams horse got fucking scratched up really bad.so we went to the band aid section and fixed her

Red wine is mean and makes me angry…

White whine tells me jokes and makes me laugh…

…and for all my coos bay friends…. Then Renato jumped over a whole river!!

Ok , sorry that story was really long, but i know you enjoyed it. I know renato did, look at this picture i took of him after he read it.

Yeah, so all me and sam ended up buying was a lighter for his tabacco pipe, and a dougnut for me…then hot chocolate…but we did some really cool borat impressions, and laughed really hard at people in the yearbook.

Tool Time

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So I dont really know what time Home Improvment is on, i just turn on the tv, and it’s usually on. I dont think Heidi knows what time it’s on either, and she always asks, and everybody says it’s ‘tool time’ But thats not even a real time. Tool Time ? Have you ever been somewhere, and lost track of time, and had to ask somebody for the time? Have they ever said ” oh yeah… lets see…. it..is.. Tool Time” and then you would be like , ” oh shit, i’m missing home improvment” and you’de have to rush home, and by that time, it would be over then you would wish you had a watch that told time in ‘ Tool Time’. then we’de never miss home improvement. So i got curiouse at how Tim the tool man taylor came up with ‘tool time’ so i sat down and interviewed him:

E: Hey tim, thanks for being here today. I know you had to cancel a couple episodes of tool time to come talk with me…
T: yeah, your welcome…

E: So how are jill and the boys doing ?

T: are you talking about the actors who played jill, brad,mark and randy ?
E: yes, those are the members of your family…

T: actually they are just actors in the show, they arn’t related to me.

E: oh lordy tim, i didn’t know you were as funny in person as you are in your reality TV show about your life…

T: no, it’s not a reality tv show, it’s all fake. it, in no way, has anything to do with my real life.

E: hahaha. So how come your not in medical debt, or disabled by now? I mean you do get in some type of accident EVERY show.

T: I cant answer that.

E: ok, i understand, So how come you never get to see wilsons full face? I think thats kind of weird, i mean does he have really bad acne on his lower face ?

( tim gets up and leaves)

So i never really got to understand the whole concept of tool time, but between me and you, i think Tim had diarrhea

So i know this is all irrelevant stupid stuff. but this is stuff that is on my mind almost 7 hours a day, and i need to let it all out.So

I was at this convention, a comic book and action figures convention, and out of the corner of my eye I see…. YEs, i see tim taylor… again…. So this time i go up to him and i asked him why he left our interview, and he totally denied the fact that we ever talked… some friend he turned out to be… but i did get an autographed picture of him

Incase you didn’t know

Much like Myspace, you can leave me comments on my blogs. They are much appreciated, even if you dont say more than 2 words, i just would enjoy knowing who’s reading, and what you think … allright , Kool.

Late night eating. Come watch me eat.

so during the night, i get terribly bored, hungry, restless and greasy

so first i had some cake… i put the cake in my mouth….

Then i chewed it in my mouth..

Using my teeth and tongue.

Then i stopped chewing for awhile because my jaw got sore.

I then washed it down with some cheetos… i do kind of look like tom green…
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dont i look really well kept and clean??

American idol, i’m so fucking cool

Ok, so Im watching American Idol.

This guy makes me really happy, if you watch AI , watch for him, be always trys to get in the camera shot for as long as possible, he kind of tilts his head sideways when the camera goes by…. I love him… He hasn’t preformed yet, so we’ll wait till he sings, then i’ll talk about him more…

So a couple weeks ago, I was with Ellie, and I kind of realized that all i ever draw is flowers. I remember winter break my step mom came up to me when i was doodeling, and asked me what i was drawing, and said that often times your drawings can be interpreted and mean something more than what it actually is, kind of like dreams.So i looked around on google and came across this…

• Flowers Tend to be drawn by friendly, sociable, sensitive, humane, warm, and open people

• Simple looped flowers occur early in the development of a child’s visual vocabulary, so are common in adult doodling – they are a familiar motif. Flowers are often drawn by women, but should not be interpreted as effeminate if drawn by men. In some faiths the Lotus flower, with its roots in the mud, stem through the water and bloom in the sun, represents enlightenment.

• Internal Meaning: Doodles of flowers indicate a gentle personality, a love of nature, sometimes childlike innocence or wistfulness. They represent the feminine, passive aspect of the universe. Some flowers, with a starlike structure, represent the sun/son. Roses with sharp thorns can indicate betrayal of love.

I dont know, i cant really judge myself to tell whether this is accurate or not, what do you think ?? Heres what i draw, instead of paying attention in class….

I just ate some ice cream, i mixed regular vanilla, with french vanilla, and to tell you the truth, i think i like regular vanilla better…. but vanilla bean is my favorite… Whats your favorite ? We also have angel food cake, and it’s wonderful… With the things i eat, i dont understand why i’m not 40 pounds heavier with heart problems, diabetes and lactose intolerant.. but instead i’m skinny, akward with insomnia and i pass out a lot. Sometimes mother nature forgets how to work, and it’s probably for the better. I dont like queen latifah…

So i think i’m going to watch some more olympics, and i’m recording a song just for sam. It’ll be done soon. hopefully, but i usually just get too frustrated and give up. but not for you sam! />