Toss toss=spank spank.

Sam says:
hopefully i can get a dw
Eric says:
yeah, and if not we can get you the beginners pack from fred meyer
Sam says:
no way!
Eric says:
well sam, thats all we can afford right now
Sam says:
I DON’T CARE!
Eric says:
SAM THERE ARE MORE IMPORTNANT THINGS RIGHT NOW THAN YOUR DRUM SET, LIKE HOT WATER AND ELETRICITY
Sam says:
SO!
Eric says:
So what mister?, your not even going to get a drum set if you keep this up
Sam says:
yes i will
Eric says:
you wanna test me
Sam says:
dad will buy it for me
Eric says:
he’s not even your real dad
Sam says:
so! at least he cares about me
Eric says:
and plus, i’ll just tell him to not do it, and he can do a liquid explosion in my hair…… Yeah, i guess i dont care about you, what have i ever done for you ? i buy you clothes, and toys, and food… i guess that means i dont care…
Sam says:
I HATE YOU!
Sam says:
NEVER TALK TO ME AGAIN!
Sam says:
*runs away
Eric says:
(he is getting beat tonight for sure)
Sam says:
no rice cakes for him
Eric says:
definatly no rice cakes for nino(son)
Sam says:
BUT DAD
Eric says:
you wanna toss toss son ?
Sam says:
no…
Eric says:
well you’re gonna get a toss toss here pretty soon if you dont stop
Eric says:
and no strawberry milk for dinner
Eric says:
and you will not be joining the family for movie night
Eric says:
and we’re watching cool runnings
Sam says:
frick!
Eric says:
WHAT DID YOU SAY !!
Eric says:
Thats it. Your getting a toss toss! get your butt over here….
Sam says:
screw you, im eating all the rice cakes and im watching cool runnings! i dont care what you say!
Eric says:
i’m gonna cut your fucking head off and pinch you really hard if you dont get over here
Sam says:
ok
Sam says:
im coming
Eric says:
(spank, spank, spank…….)
Eric says:
(spank, spank , spank, spank)
Eric says:
(spank) No crying you little whiny baby
Eric says:
now go and get yourself a tootsie roll out of dads sock droor
Eric says:
but only one
Sam says:
oooooook
Eric says:
and your still not watching cool runnings with us tonight