deep conversations with sam.

ELOef2323: i like verticle smile the best
iroba S a m: i like vagina
ELOef2323: you would like it non derogiroty
ELOef2323: pussy
iroba S a m: that is the derogitory term for me. I grew up on people callin it cooter
iroba S a m: even my dr
ELOef2323: yeah, when i got physicals, my doc would be like, ok sweetheart lets see that poontang. and i would be like’ doc, you know i’m a boy’… and we would laugh, and he would say ‘ ok, but seriously,  whip out that shlong”
iroba S a m: hahaha
iroba S a m: thats when he sits down and pulls his chair super close to your mid section
ELOef2323: and says, dont get a boner, cause that would be akward. and then he grabs the base of the shaft and slaps it around your theighs
iroba S a m: if you do you is a gay
ELOef2323: i always got boners
ELOef2323: and thats why i never had a girlfriend until i was out of high school
iroba S a m: cause of your permanent boner?
ELOef2323: yeah

straighter than STDs

oooo, he must be angry…. a little bit… yeah, nobody cares about your personal life eric… yeah, i know, but i dont care about your opinions, this is my blog and i do whatever i want… your an asshole… i personally hate reading body language and reading between the lines. I’m not too big on that level of the heirachy of needs, i believe it’s called the esteem level , where i’m not too concerned with what people are thinking about me.

Just like im not concerned about when the new black eyed peas cd is coming out. But i am extremly concerned about when the next harry potter movie and the next johnny depp movie coming out. I’m not too concerned about your git er dun sticker on your truck, but i am concerned about my high amounts of sodium intake. I’m not too offended by your observations about my lack of weight.

you !

people are way too into beer pong. But i’m letting you guys know it’s stupid as fuck. And all you people who are playing it enthusiastically, it’s gayer than aids.

I always try to start my day by insulting some group , or an individual person. It’s a great way to narrow down the possibilities of friends/partners. So any person wanting to be my friend, you cant be playing beer pong enthusiastically. And anybody who wants to be my girlfriend, fuck, i dont even want a girlfriend who drinks. So that narrows down the possibilities by 80% of all the girls in the world.

I purchased a new shower head today because my old one broke for the 3rd time and the water pressure that comes out from just the shower faucet hurts me everytime. So i spent money on a shower head, which i thought was stupid. Considering going to see joanna newsome on saterday… in eugene. me and jake have a game plan. We cant tell you because it’s very degrading to women.

I’ve noticed today , that three different people obsessing over Regina Spektor…. I dont know why the sudden outbreak of fans… she’s been out for quite sometime, i believe her last cd Soviet Kitsch  was in many top 50 or so cd’s of 2005…. was she just on an episode of the OC? or maybe on the soundtrack for some ‘indie-pop’ movie  starring zach braff??? 

xo

when fat girls wear heels at the

Ok. so request the 13th and 14th off of work. or just the 13th… the shins are playing at the crystal ballroom. It’ll be hot. Who’s coming with me ? 26.50 for tickets.

Did you know that when people are out of breath at the library, everybody can tell. Those stairs are steep. Take the elevator next time

I spent 11 dollars on fast food today. and 3 dollars at the dollar tree with gish and mishky

Heres a list of the items i got

• one tube of chapstick: Chocolate Nesquick flavor
• Pack of 3 juice boxes titled Chocolate splash… yuck
• Picture frame that says I <3 my cat

xo

I dont really care

I was at creature with ryan gish, and this man is sitting outside… i bring up taco bell in front of ryan, and get him craving a chicken enchillada grilled stuft ,right…  and since he was working, he couldn’t leave, so i told him i’de go over and get him one. I walk outside, and walk past the guy, all i say is “hows it goin?” and he says:

“better than my 19 year old son”

“oh yeah…. ?”

“he called out his 79 year old grandma…he says ‘fuck you grandma’ and she said ‘come here brandon, i’m going to give you an attitude adjustment’ then she knees him in whats left of his manhood and then she knocks him across the face and breaks his jaw”

“oh … like litteraly broke it” (no answer)

” then he flips her off and she grabs his finger and snaps it back”

” so did she break any of his bones? “

“yeah, many”

“ok….. see you later”

Then i call ryan gish when i get in my car and tell him to go ask the guy outside how he’s doing. But apperantly he already heard the story when he came in and got coffee. except i got the detailed story…

It’s a strange world, it’s very strange how people like him, who probably had a normal childhood, grows up and is just so fucking weird now, i wonder what went wrong. i hope i dont go wrong.

xo

dont wanna hear it

You said i would have nothing new posted. you might be wrong then giiiiiirl.

you ever seen boobs like these before???

Saw borat again tonight. IT’s still just as good.

I’m waking up in 3 hours and i’m saying FuCK yoU WORLD. and then i’m gonna go sell hella tool box, and just git things dun. and then wash my mouth out with soap for saying both Fuck and git things dun.. and hella.

I’m hella outta here

xo

Love

The new cd from The Beatles.

Incase you havn’t heard, there is a show in Las Vegas calle ‘Love’ and this cd (love)is the soundtrack from the show. It was mixed by the Beatles original producer and his son. You can definiatly hear the difference, and i actually prefer this, such a different ambiance. Much like the ‘let it be naked’ where they took away the stupid “wall of sound”  that Epstien added, Love, both takes away and adds differnt instuments, and different vocal tracks from the original recordings. I cant help but notice an added empashis on the bass that i dont hear on the original recordings. Maybe it’s just me.
Poppy seeds annoy me so much.  you ever bite into one? yuck. the texture is terrible.

Sufjans chistmas box set comes out tomorrow. I hope some store in the rogue valley has it. I’ll even drive up to ashland to get it if i have to.

xo

5 months ago…

…happy/sad 5 month aniversary.

I got the new Magic Numbers. and i’m amazed.

some enjoyable shots.

 

How wants to hang out thanksgiving? I’m not a fan of the holiday. and the two sides of my family is not really my family any more so i’m not even obligated to go anywhere to be curtious for relatives. step familys are akward.

xo

updated

Fck

frick