bear claws and broken jaws.

I want you all to meet my friend langhorne slim.

If youre into bluegrass/folk then listen to this man. he has a new cd coming out, but his old cd is one in a million. He might be the next big thing.  Has anybody yet listen to the good the bad and the queen album yet ? i’m in the process of getting it, i have high expectations being a long time blur fan.

well i have to wake up in 12 hours, and thats not enough sleep for a growing boy like me.

xo

the best things in life.

One of the best things in going to school full time, working part time and having a wonderful girlfriend is that i dont check my myspace that often. I really enjoy not checking my myspace. it brings me great joy at the end of the day when i realize that the only way to fight this addiction is by having a life.

sum41times i feel real blue.

I worked today. a middle aged man and his very old dad came in today. i sold them a garage door opener. the son was making a mokery of his father because he was blind, and he wouldn’t admit that he was blind. He said ‘ dad how come you say it’s always foggy in the valley when there isn’t a cloud in the sky’ then he tells me to wait, and he’ll show me something funny. so he writes out a check and has his father sign it, he signed it vertically in the complete wrong spot, and the guy was just laughing really hard. I was just laughing at this situation, glad they are making the best of things. but really, it’s not foggy in the valley.

had michelle my bell stuck in my head all day…. thats about it.

xo

i want to love you madly

Some musical savants, this is my topic of interests today.

and check out Jessie Baylin.

But today is a good day for Cake (the band). So turn up the bass on your computer speakers and go listen to one of their new songs coming out on their rarities album this year.

xo

Cp continues its fall

Central point is continueing its downward spiral into an even darker place of redneck-ness. Instead of getting someone like smash mouth or weird al for next summers fair. (which i havn’t attended since 8th grade i thought i would proudly add) They got LYNARD SKYNARD again, and Josh Gracin (american idol finalist who does the country thing)…. Then not to mention christian rock sensations “the newsboys” will be coming in march. man Central point is sucky. But we got one artist announced for next years britt…’the doobie brothers’ I bet their ooooooold.

I suppose this can just be a music post. Havn’t done one of those for awhile

so Of Montreals new compact discs got some pretty good reviews i’m glad to hear. And i’m also glad to hear that they will be playing in eugene on the 10th of febuary. probalby wont be able to go, but it’s a nice thought.Coheed will be playing next summers warped tour, that’ll be good news for a lot of people. And also one of my favorites Pennywise. ..and for all you fucking stoners, pepper will be there… And i’m sure you have all heard that AFI will be playing at the medford armory here pretty soon. I’m going to talk to them, tell them they can only play old songs, then i will enjoy myself a little bit more.

xo

‘floor spirits come out and grab the book’

that was my teachers sarcastic answer to why a book hits the floor when it’s dropped. I called bullshit, he got pissed and said ‘excuse me sir, watch your language in my classroom’…

Bright eyes has released a song from his new album. let me get you a link.

It’s just ok. i dont know… maybe it’ll grow on me.

Here is the lineup for coachella 2007.

Oh lordy, i laughed pretty good when i read this. What a sucky combonation of bands. enya and filter, paris  hilton and kenny g, afroman and the fray. I just wish nickelback and creed were on the list. then it would be perfect.hahaha, vitamin c?!

Well, i gotta go to school, i think they are making me watch a movie in art class, and i’m going to probably sleep instead.

xo

this post has nothing to do with football

This is dedicated to

i hate the diana ross version, it’s  wonderfully written, but  i’m just not too into the Divas.

i bought a lovely jacket at goodwill today. and went to the antique mall with David Glimpse after ryan gish made me run out of gas at taco bell. but i dont really even care, but i like to make ryan feel bad, i’de do anything for that man.

xo

happy 20th

the 20th will be double celebration from now on. It is the 7th month anniversary of our friends passing (dave, tbo, kyle).Heres a little sample of a nice song sung by dave ( 1/2 of Bums are people too).

Then also, sorry to inform you lady readers, but i’m no longer single. Met pretty much my twin in personailty and taste, and she’s very pretty and she is tinyyyy, i will crush her when we  make a romance! She also is a red head, you know i have a redhead fetish. Jenny Dale ladies and gentelman.

xo

winter wooskie

sometimes i take some pictures of me and elvis, but then he moves around like a mother fucking train.

I was testing out different shutter speeds. i’m gonna go do 25″ next, it’ll take foooooorever.
I was astounded when i came out of my daydream in psy.202 to hear some crazy girl, who brings in slurpies to class evryday, tell everybody that she has adhd and she takes riddelin. Then i look back over at the teacher, my forehead scrunched up in confusion, and i wait for his akward silence to break, and he’s all ‘…well, it looks like your…  uh… doing pretty well… you look relaxed…” then i chuckle to myself. The classroom, for me, has turned into a observation oppurtunity, i like to listen in on side conversations, see what people wear, notice trends… i’ve noticed this year plenty of things, and one of them is that New Balance shoes and Jeans hate eachother, never once will you see them touching. Then that fucking girl who has to share all her personal stories like people really care about her, and you know nobody does because she wears her sunglasses on the top of her head. I’m writing a book on these observations, it’s filled with real time illustrations and some illustrations with fictional character re-inactments of some side stories i’ve been hearing. One day you’ll see.

Now i suppose it’s time to make my way to Jennys home. she will probably get a boner when she sees me.

xo

thank you, you!

Yesterday my blog set a new high with a little over 70 views. which is a lot for a small town blogger like me.

So i’m lucky school got cancelled because i didn’t go anyway. I wish that would happen more often.

 

The ryan gish song is almost complete in its structure. and thats why i’ve been waiting so long to record. but pretty soon ryan gish, you can listen to your song on a compact disc, featuring bugaboo and maybe a couple other smash hits re-recorded by me and sam.

hmm, what else… what else would intrege you to continue to read this bologna of a blog.

I’ve been a liar for a pretty good amount of time now. there was the lie me and glimpse made up about us and sam moving to washington. that got some people wound up, i bet some people are still buying into it still. jake johnson just found out it was a lie about a month ago. Then also the lie i spread at my work about me being gay (one person still believes) and also the lie with me being in ballet because i can walk on my toes (about 5 people still believe), and the rumor with glimpse being my brother(2-3 people) and the lie with me and this other cashier being brothers(a good 20 people), which everyone buys just because we both have shaggy blonde hair. but we do a good job at making up stories on the spot. i told him that i went into his room and took all the glow in the dark stars off his ceiling, then he continued to get angry with me, and people were like ‘ geez ryan, its not that big of a deal’… heres his pic.

“man, you guys really do look like brothers” -every costumer we tell.

So all you bloggers and blog readers, lets start another rumor, we’ll combine our efforts, post myspace bulletins, i’m thinking we tell everybody that joey fatone is coming to medford to play a show, we make a fake ticket website, we sell people tickets, then tell them to show up at vibes at around 6:00, then we document every little step, and go through each person in the line, and film them, have them tell us their name and why they love joey, and we’ll make a documentary called  People who actually like Joey Fatone. 

 xo

award

Sam can have the best blog from a different ethnicity other than white award.

YAHHHH! You get a 10 dollar gift certificate to spencers gifts and zero-nine in the mall… or whatever that trash store is they trew up there. ps… not impressed with macys or kohls.

now time for pictures… with dead animals!

ok, thats really fucked up. Think about that. you just taken an animals life, and you want a picture taken with it, what skill was involved in this capture? you guys can act like you picked up on its scent and strategicaly followed the clues to hunt  it down, but really you just sat around, drank, maybe ate some butterrum lifesavers and then saw a fucking deer walking by, grabbed your gun and aimed at it… boom. At least you got to wear your apperal that looks like the forest.

There has been some debating going on for the blogger of the year. apperantly i had a couple fans that i didn’t know about . But thanks for the support…

So heres what i will do. I’m gone’ name the worst blogger of the year….. and … the award goes tooooo….. ERIN INGLE!!! STEP IT UP GIIIIRL!

To quote myself, because Ryan Gish loves it ” In response to your retorical question: No , i do not have any sand, nor am i gettin’ things dun”

xo