I have some allen iverson slam dunk videos here

I’m watching T-minus rock right now seeing as i’m up at 8:30… so far it’s not bad, i’ve only seen two videos… the shins and muse , pretty save… but now here is good charolette featuring one of my old obsessions, m. shadows (avenged sevenfold) wtf. suck suck sucksuck suck! I suppose the only way to respect good music, is to listen to shitty music(this aint a scene, it’s an arm’s race) as well. \So now the korn unplugged video is on for freak on a leash. I hate their image, but they are a good band, and i dig some of their songs. yeah I said it.

If you watch the chris thile video up there, hope you enjoyed, i’ve been listening to his newest cd “how to grow a women from the ground”. He actually sings in this cd, unlike the old one full of instrumentals. and he has both a WHITE STRIPES and STROKES cover.

School is canceled for me today, i was so pissed when i woke up and saw there was no snow and , since no snow, that meant i had to wake up at 7:00 and go to school. so i got up and got to school, and looked on the door “school has been canceled due to weather” so i went home with the sun in my eyes, no snow on the ground and the ice slowly melting off the side of the roads.

ok. now for the ending. number 1 on the countdown.. it’s cumming up. sex/big boobs/B&b/ voyeurism/amputees… i know i’m going to be dissapointed… mastadon… fucking gay… last time i decide to give mtv2 a chance.

good day !

xo

people leaving myspace bulletin headlines “ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-check it out” fucking stop it! dont abuse the beastie boys.

another thing that gets my motor overheatin’ is how everybody says ” i think i should have been born in the 70’s” just because they listen to pink floyd and mimic the style… but i’m pretty fucking sure if you were born in the 70’s you would miss myspace and microwave popcorn and gushers. i know you would.

i kind of have a fat lip , but it’s on the inside of my lip , so i keep biting it.

hung out with sam tonight. he showed me his basketball/baseball cards.

it should snow right now. but then melt after 12:00 so i can go to work, but still miss school. i mean , i hate the snow, but it’s good for skipping school with an excuse.

i’ve been house sitting for 3 weeks, and i’ve forgot that i had a real home. it’s kind of sucky moving around so much, 3 houses in a month. and no matter how cute the dogs are, they just get on your nerves really easy. nothing like my boy elvis. nothing compares.

i heard that if you put basketball pictures, or allen iverson nudes up on your blog ,your stats go up …

i dont really follow basketball. but i have realized through basketball that black people cant have colorful tattoos. i never really thought about it. thats ok though. black is fine. so is white. and brown. yellow is the color of pee, and red is fine.

xo

attic in the basement

February 24, 2007

I’m really symphotizing and interested with all this anna nicole smith stuff…but the first thing i said was a lie.

I didn’t like her when she was alive. i sill dont like her. i dont respect her. how many fucking guys came up and thought they were the dad of her child. honestly if it’s more than 1, thats too many, but wasn’t it like 4 or more guys? i dont recall.  she was pretty sucky. admit it everyone. not saying she deserved death, but i hate when people all of a sudden like someone once they are gone.

in other news… i have my house all to my self, cause MY parents went on a cruise… so come over and we have plenty of diet sodas. diet dr. thunder and mountain mist. cocoa pebbels and collasole crunch. costco pack of gushers. i found my dads vhs collection including striptease, wild america, and the 1996 bulls compilation video filled with highlights from the world champion chicago bulls. so come over to MY house and not sams, and have a good time …i got airrrr hockeyyyy!!

xo

so the video for mr. conor obursts new single is out… cant find it on youtube yet… but heres a link if you really wanna see it. I dig it. i wanna have sex with it, and see it naked .

Would you ever be offended if you sneeZed in class and nobody said bless you? Somebody sneezed in class today, and like 3 people went way out of there way to interupt the class and say bless you. what if nobody said bless you, do you think that lady would have gotten up and said “FUUUUUCCCCKKK you guys!” and stormed out? people need to ease up on the bless you’s.

drg knows everything is the new song in progress. you just wait for this rhyme fest. i’ll even take suggestions.. here is the key , just fill in the blanks

DRG knows everything. He thought me ____________ and he knows all about __________

or

DRG knows everything ___________________ and___________________

try it out.

xo

oh yes, and this.

February 16, 2007

worst current songs

February 16, 2007

4.)bad day-Daniel Powter

3.)Over my head- The Fray

2.)Unwritten – Natasha Bedingfield

1.)You’re Beautiful-James Blunt

Very much over played. and it doesn’t help that all 4 of these songs are on constant rotation at my place of employment.

But suprisingly, they also play bright eyes, flaming lips, death cab and racounters.

I took a nap today, i went to school, and i took a nap, thats all i did. and thats ok with me. much like a vampire, this is my time where i suck the must.

So yesterday, jenny unvieled the reason for why Erin ingle hates me. I got us 2 tickets to Coachella in april…  and some other stuff… my girlfriend is spoiled. Maybe i should get her a shirt that says ‘spoiled brat’ or something to that effect. Except she’s not a brat. speaking of brat…. maybe we should just add rocket summer to that list up there. except (thank god) . he’s not on the radio yet. “…brat pack, we’re always kicking back…” fuck RS, why dont you go play some G/C/D chords back to back with some triades on the piano. ‘he’s such a good song writer, he started when he was like 16′

have a good weekand. especially you  

xo

xo

gay

February 14, 2007

I dont especially like tribal art tattoos…

First couple days on comission are sucky. Not because i cant’ sell anything, but because there are no costumers to sell anything to. once upon a time i would be breaking 3000 in sales, which is over 12 dollars an hour. it better pick up, or i’m changing jobs. any suggestions?

p.s I have a lot of school/homework plus work and a girlfriend. which equals 0 time for my blog, but thats ok.

xo

welcome to sears…

February 6, 2007

Yesterday I got a rumor started.

I went up to the cashier during work, and i was like:

” has (the manager) talked to you about the new thing we are doing in tools?… well it’s a nationwide thing, but we have to do this speech for every customer now and it sounds so stupid”

and she was like, no way, what do we have to say?

” we have to say ‘thank you for shopping at sears tool territory, where toooooools ruuuuule! would you like to join the craftsman club, it’s a free membership that gives you great deals on craftsman products. So sign up today and let the deals begggggin!…. Pretty gay isn’t it? …. we have it written out somewhere “….and then i would look around for the imaginary paper that had the speech on it…

and she was skeptical at first, but the whole day i kept coming back to it. I would ask her if she  found the speech yet, or if her manager has talked to her about it yet. Then i got another associate to go talk to her about it.

so he goes over and says ‘ you know what they are making us do now? we have to give this speech everytime someone buys craftsman tools” and he continues to repeat the speech. meanwhile i am hiding behind the corner until he finishes, then i walk by the register, and he’s like ” eric, did you hear about the speech we have to do ?” and i’m like ” yeah! isn’t it stupid. i told (the cashier) about it and she didn’t believe me” … and we improvise some stuff and then he goes, ” watch i’ll show you what we have to do…..” a costumer walks up to buy something and he starts doing the speech ” thank you for shopping at sears tool territory, where tooools ruuule!” and i was keeping a straight face, but then the cashier starts doing it ” …would you like to take advantage of the craftsman tool club, where you can save tons of money on some great craftsman products, it’s only 20 cents a month to join (another lie i kind of threw in part way, craftsman club is free)…. ” and i have to walk away because it’s soo over the top and cheesy, and because i was crying because i spent all day working on this lie and i was so happy that it went through. Who knows how long she’ll be doing this  until she finds out she didn’t have to.

it’s moments like this that keep me going at work. and it’s people like jenny dale that keep me going outside of work. I also love me some ryan gish and sabori and malone and jake and glimpse and just that whole sucky group that i call friends.

xo

in love again…

February 2, 2007

…With the Avett Brothers.

What an amazing cd(compact disc). It’s long and every song is wonderful. It’s a combonation of everything i love about music. folk roots, raw vocals, banjo, unique background vocals, not overproduced, emotion…. They are winners. sounds like man man/mountain goats/langhorne slim, neutral milk hotel thrown in a blender.

anyway, school is absorbing a lot of my energy, so is work, sorry i dont update as much, sorry i dont hang out as much. my bad.

I’ve also been in love with the danielson famile, and also the singers solo work for a good time now. and it’s my pleasure to announce their documentary will be coming out on dvd this april.

The anticipation is fucking gay as aids.

xo