Spic cutters

It was christmas eve around 11pm and for people like me, i never know what i’m suppose to be doing. It’s the day before christmas so most my friends are all fucking around with there families, and i’m sitting in my room super antsy wishing i made more jewish friends this year (new years resolution: make more jewish friends to hang out with on christmas eve). Well Mike Malone Jnr calls me up ironically, and i tell him to get his walrus ass up here. He tries to play guitar hero on hard then starts making up excuses and i’m all like ‘ hey mike, say it dont spray it’ and he threw my guitar on the ground and stared me down.

We decided to get in the car and drive down to muchos gracias for a fourthmeal, our thinking was ‘ they are latino, they don’t celebrate christmas eve’ but wrong! they were out celebrating christmas eve cause we waited in the drive through for like 20 minutes before we realized all the lights were off in the building. and after mike kept asking for some service ‘excuse me, is it so much to ask for some SERVICE!’ (thats all anybody wants any where you go ‘service‘…get me some service, can i get some service? do i gotta take a number to get any service around here?)

So mike says, ‘ i bet jack and the box is open’ and so we drive over there and there are about 6 cars in line! But i suppose we were desperate so we got in the back of the line. then two cars came right after us and got in line. Except this one truck kept pulling out of the line and looking up front to see what was taking so long, then he would get irritated and drive away, then he came back except he was even farther back in line than before. ( correlation: people who drive lifted trucks=think they are more important than everybody else) Well it was taking like 5 minutes per car to get there order, and we waited for like 20 minutes to move two car spaces, then we were one car away from finally being able to order and we noticed this pickup that had been sitting right by the menu sign where you order for about 10 minutes ( miked called this guy Spic, but it was ok because mike is latin and he can use that word). Let me try to illustrate this :

So we’re like ‘ what the fuck does this guy think he’s doing, he’s acting like he’s trying to cut” then we tried to brainstorm other reasons why he would be parked like that for that long, and we couldn’t think of any single reason. So the car in front of us finishes ordering and he nudges forward a little bit (it’s just one latino guy) and of course we’re not going to let this guy cut in front of us after waiting 20 minutes to order, and there was about three cars behind us, including that stupid truck that was now two spots back from where he previously was at. Mike basically gets right on the bumper of the car in front of us. and as soon as the car in front of us pulls ahead we zoom in to order and the fucking spic cutter pulls in behind us and cuts the people behind us. HE FUCKING CUT IN A FAST FOOD LINE!! thats the stupid shit I’ve ever seen. Just as soon as i starting reviving hope about this fucked up world, this guy starts cutting people in a fast food line on christmas eve . Bologna. Thats a bunch of bologna! We were pissed even though he didn’t end up cutting us. But the nerve of this guy to think that he can just weasel his way into the front.

And let me speak breifly about my termination from sears. They terminated 3 of us tool associates about a month ago for what they called ‘ misuse of coupons’ which they printed out for us after each transaction, and when the costumer didn’t want the coupons , we kept a hold of them for customers who did need them. There were 6 tool associates, all 6 of them used the coupons, 3 of us got terminated for it, 1 got terminated for eating somebody elses sandwich in the break room, and 2 of the guys got to keep there job for whatever reason. So myself and the two other guys who got fired got letters in the mail from a law firm in southern California saying that their client ’sears’ is collecting the losses that we have generated plus civil penalties that was twice as much as these ‘loses’ that they claimed. So i now owe sears 900 dollars on top of being unemployed. Not to mention that the 3 other guys who did the same exact thing, but didn’t get fired for it, didn’t get those letters although they used them just as much. And let me also say there was no such policy or training that let us know that using these coupons for other costumers was against the rules. So now we’re looking at wrongful termination lawyers, if anybody knows anything about lawyers let me know and please, don’t support that fucked up company.

xo

merry mas

Yesterday i was with sam, and i was like “hey what are those things called that are like squares and you know…” and he’s all like “oh , dice ” and i’m like “yeah! dice, you wanna play yahtzee”. Then we went over to the market cause neither one of us had the game. and we got to the game department and i was like ” whaaat?!” cause they were all out of yahtzee, but then  i thought about it  and was like ” yeah, i guess it’s almost christmas and peopple are buying it” then i thought ” we could probalby buy some dice and then i have a cup at home we could use then we could probably save some money even ” and so we did that and we played for like an hour and didn’t know how to keep track of score. but that was ok cause we had a good time just being together and being ourselves. then we got coffee from human bean. and the fella workin there had on this like shirt, and it said : vote for pedro, it cracked me up, i was all laughin n’ junk and then i had to stop and explain to him that my cousins name was, well and still is,  pedro and i just thought that “what if he was running for a position in his church comity and he could where those shirts it would be a crack up”.  Sams tummy started feeling a little bit ‘not right’ so i said ‘ sam we can’t take any chances, we’ll need to take you to the hospital, what if you accidentally ate shrimp” (he’s allergic to shrimp) and he’s all ” i don’t think i accidenatly ate any shrimp” and i said, well tell me what you ate today, maybe some shrimp juice got on something. and he said ” i had cereal for breakfast, torilla chips and some coffee”.  then i didn’t waste no time, i drove him over to the ER and he got a checkup, the doctor said that it was highly unlikely that he ate shrimp and i said “well , i beg to differ” but then he was all like ” prove it ” and i didn’t want to get into it so i just stepped down. but that hospital visit cost sam 1200 dollars cause he had no insurance. He just had to go potty is all, the coffee was too rich for him.

music!

I thought i would make  some predictions for the next couple years.

Next big bands.

O’death

New obsession. It’s a combo of a bunch of things that i really love including man man, langhorne slim, neil young and a little clap your hands. Give it a try. you can trust me.

Romantica

If anybody has  the New Romantica cd please let me know, i want it soooooooooo bad. I once downloaded three of their songs in 2004 from Download.com back when i still  had dial up, and i still listen to those songs a whole lot.

I’ve also been listening to a lot of The Cave Singers. Seattle produces some quality musicians. But i don’t think they will be exploding anytime soon.

I’m listening to a whole lot of cd’s this last month of 2007 getting my 2007 music list ready. i’m confident in my top 5, i absolutely love the cd’s and i listen to them all repeatedly.  So i’m excited to share, that will be up probably on the 31st…

xo