stop

I really want to post a bulletin on myspace with the following:

Subject: Survey

Body: Jk, I’m not gonna make you read my bullshit.

Except i know if i  did write that, about 40% of my friends would be offended and take it personally. I’m really tired of those survey bulletins with the subject “i’m bored so…” “boredness” ” i should be getting ready for work”…….. Myspace is like a contradiction of feelings, it has very similar properties to nicotine. You know that shits bad for you, but it feels so good!  Ever have a girl show you a picture of her boobs on her cellphone during class?

xo

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School is a contradiction to blogging. I apologize to those who have been checking this stupid page everyday hoping for some comical update.

I have a U.S history class, and no matter what time period we are speaking of, there is always some sort of discrimination going on. It seems as though getting rid of human discrimination  is an impossible feat, but i’ve devised a group that may possibly be able to turn things around. This plan was actually first developed by one of the highest abusers of discrimination, Stalin. Back when he was in power, he developed a plan to create an army of superior apes. I think this plan turned around can actually defeat discrimination. What we need to do is create a secret society of scientists and such to construct this army of apes, hundreds of societies all over the world. We will then physically and emotionally abuse the shit out of ‘em. They are gonna get pissed of course, and when people or animals are pissed they fucking revolt at what mad them pissed in the first place; Humans. By this time there are millions of apes who are running around attacking humans much like a terrorists group. And us humans, whether we are black, white, red, yellow, brown, tan-ish, albino, blue, a child, women, anime fanatic or a man, we will all have one thing in common that will bring us to unite; (red neck voice) “fuckin’ apes running ’round like they own the fucking world! You know, if i ever see any of those god damn apes i’m gonna curb stomp the mother fucker, God forbid if my daughter ever dates one of em, i’ll disown her, no doubt about it, i’ll disown her”

We have peace as humans, although we are now discriminating against apes, there apes though, who gives a care? … Oh shoot, the animal activists are gonna be pisssssed! I guess it’s not really the perfect plan to end human discrimination, but honestly, when are animal activists ever happy?

xo

Dialin’ up on Vimeo

Dog Damn Dial up internet

from www.vimeo.com posted with vodpod

Scott and Glen: High School Years on Vimeo

Scott and Glen The high school years vol 1

from www.vimeo.com posted with vodpod

V.D

My father left me a note that said Happy V.D

I chuckled slightly thinking about venereal disease, and my father wishing me a ‘Happy venereal disease’… I’m sure no venereal disease is a happy one. Nearly cost us the war.

superstition

I have sitting in front of me a fortune cookie. I am about to open it. Let me be superstitious just for tonight. You ready ?!

Ok, so i opened it and actually got two fortunes in this one cookie. Maybe it’s a sign. Lets take a look:

“you achieve great peace of mind when you talk with an old friend.”

I’m kind of already at peace, so i dont think this one is meant for me.

“You are always welcome in any gathering. Host a party this month.”

Well, i suppose if you want to come to my party let me know, it’s whenever you are available. And it may be just me and you. but thats better than being alone i reckon. I look forward to it.

Tomorrow is my sisters birthday. So if you know her, you can wish her a merry day.

If anybody wants to buy me dinner tomorrow let me know. It is valentines day, it’s the least you can do for me.

xo

Sabonis

Ever wanted to play basketball like sabonis ? Well here is what we’ll do. We’ll hit you knees with a brick thrown by sam sabori (he throws hella fast cause he’s latino). But i’m sure there is about the same number of people who have purchased the best of Jon Lovitz that are wishing to be like Sabonis. Approximately 7 people.

There were these two tortilla chips sitting on the kitchen counter here at my fathers house. They have been sitting there for about 5 days. Just two blue tortilla chips on a piece of saran wrap, like somebody went to a Mexican restaurant and asked if they could take their left over chips home. I threw them away just now.

Today in class there was a group of kids who constantly talk during class and the teacher is far too laid back to tell them to be quiet. So this one girl sitting next to me told them to shut-up, and I smiled and chuckled inside because i know that group of kids are so bitter at that girl for unjust reasons. Thats how it always works. They are never like “oh, i’m sorry, i suppose we were being disruptive”  it’s always like  “can you believe that girl told us to shutup?! ughh..whats her name?! you should find out her name! next class whenever she says anything, lets tell her to shutup!”

On sunday night, mike malone and myself watched the new gladiators for the first time. I really wish they didn’t interview the contestants before and after events, they just always end up embarrassing themselves, and/or saying something super stereotypical.

” so whats your strategy gonna be?!”

“i’m just going to go out there and give it my all, and never give up and hopefully kick some butt” (throws up a ‘rock-on sign)

This one fella was just super cocky, and quoted the movie ‘Dodge ball’ and ‘Anchorman’ ….I saw previews for the next episode, that guy ends up getting really hurt. LoL (laughing out loud)

xo

Hits

I get the most amount of search engine hits by people searching for  “men4men” and also ” middle school yearbooks” …..

So for you people who have found yourself here for the men4men, there is no homosexuality in here, so click the back button and try doing an image search, but take off the filter. And for the people looking for your middle school yearbook online, they don’t do that.

I also thought it was funny that the day where i got the most hits was a day when i said something to the effect of ” i heard that if you put basketball pictures, or allen iverson nudes up on your blog ,your stats go up …” and then i put up a picture of allen iverson. Here are the search engine term hits i got that day…

allen iverson	45
iverson	9
black people tattoos	2
basketball tattoos	4
allen iverson 2007	2
thong fuck	2
allen iverson’s tattoos	2
allen iverson tattoos	1
allan iverson	1
all star game	1
star tattoos

weekends

So I’ve been having to house sit/dog-sit on the weekends (friday-monday). Very nice home, except they are the only people I know who have dial up internet still. I’m not even that desperate to get online, i’de rather be without the internet than spend 10 minutes loading up a website.

This is relatively old news here.I believe Silke tells me things just because she wants me to blog about it. But this is her story, dragged on by me:

She was at a store right.I’m not sure what store it was though, some type of photography store. She got her materials and went up to purchase them. The cashier told Silke her total. She failed to have exact change, so she handed the cashier a bill of higher value. In these situations the cashier will take what you owe, and then give you back what is left over, it’s called ‘change’. So the cashier owes her 3 dollars, and seeing as they unfortunately do not make a ‘3-dollar bill yall’ (limp bizkit reference) they handed her the following:

• A two dollar bill
• A Sacajawea dollar coin.

If that was me, i would have looked around and asked if i was on some sort of hidden camera show where they give you awkward change. (which is a great concept for a television show). I remember one time this guy came in to my former place of employment and asked me if we accepted 2 dollar bills. I actually thought about it for a few seconds, “yeah, i dont think they can discontinue currency”

SCott and Glen got a good amount of filming done friday night, so look forward to that.

xo

day 7

day 7 of my disease and i have no more voice. it’s real embarrassing talking to teachers in a whisper after class, cause then they start whispering, then you feel awkward and have to tell them that you lost your voice, then they say ‘what from!?’ (like it was from something cool like screaming in my screamo band) then i say from being sick, then they back away and give you the ‘get the away from me you fucking freak’ stare down.

Last night i was talking to ryan gish on the telephone. and he was telling me to link his new wordpress page. So i did. it’s over yonder to the left, it’s a collaboration between him and David Glimpse. We’ll see if that works out, I sure hope so.I couldn’t really talk to ryan on the phone because i couldn’t say a word without coughing, so it just sounded like a was laughing at everything he was saying. So Ryan incase you thought you were just really funny last night. you wern’t.

xo