too much

made by a Korean fashion model. Probably the last article of clothing that i wanted to be see through, it’s up there with a see-through moo moo. and also the fact that it’s made for male models. I don’t think this is high end fashion, it’s low end homeless man arts and crafts.” lets find some stuff in a garbage can and make something we can use!”  I’m not a fashion expert though like some of you folks though.

chicken wings

i need more of latarion

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no video games for a weekend

chirp chirp chirp

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conversation

ELOef: like if they were to cheat on their wife, they would blame it on ‘god leading me towards a better heart’

Harts*Habit: haha

Harts*Habit: i’ve heard that one

Harts*Habit: actually

ELOef: haha

ELOef: see, i know what i’m talking about!

Harts*Habit: well ya

Harts*Habit: a lot of ‘christians’, hide behind God, puts a bad name on the rest of us

Harts*Habit: the worst is when someone does something really bad and they don’t accept the punishment or show any guilt or remorse and just say “god knows and he’s forgiven me”

Harts*Habit: if they want to talk about God, he said in the bible “you are men under mans law, in which you will be judged”

Harts*Habit: which to me translates, “take fucking responsibility, don’t put it on me”

Find comfort in a higher power, but don’t live to worship, worship living.

you dummies.

and Joy christian fellowship, ive already been approached twice to come ‘hang out and have a killer time eating pizza and playing nintendo wii’, If i was really that stupid, i would come and get free food and entertainment. but i know the second i walk in there, you guys are just gonna buttfuck me into signing some sort of contract with god. Do you realize what you do is cult status?!

distrought

…for the following reasons

• the death of george carlin
• the heat injury/higher gauge string change operation that result in my guitar being in a coma.
• gordon likes to call me on the phone and then hang up.

Pondering the following

• do people make beverages for themselves to drink while they take a shit?
• what if i had the power that mel gibson has where he can hear what girls think about him?

congratulations eric, you’ve just set a new record for most ‘what women want’ references used in a single blog. the last record was 1 set by myself (eric loeffler) and the new record is 2. great job, (eric blowing kisses excessivly and crying enthusiastically)

jake johnson is back in town.

xo

i gotta get this off my chest too

I hate the juno soundtrack as well. I’ve always felt this way, but i always bring it up in front of folks who really like it. But last night me and sam talked about it and we both agreed that it’s gayer than nascar sundays, ok, so it’s not gay at all, it’s just not very good.

I was disappointed to hear belle & sebastian, my favorite ‘indie pop’ band ever since listening to indie music was dumb. But now i can throw away my belle & sebastian shirt and peel off my sticker from my car just so high school girls aren’t coming up to me trying to coincide on their love for the soundtrack. ‘what does ‘you’re scared of bunking off though you’re a toff’ mean ?’ (b&s jokes) chirp chirp chirp.

And also, i really got frustrated with the movie itself. Stop with the fucking slang Diablo!

Ps/ it means you’re scared of skipping school even though you are of an upper-class.

post 3

you ever been browsing the american apparel website and say to yourself, ‘wow, i can see right through that’ ?

fucked

So at a high school in California, a police officer had the terrible task of informing 20 classrooms that several of their students had died that weekend in a drunken car crash. The classmates started crying and even became hysterical . Uh.. well a few hours later, they told them it was just a hoax! chirp chirp chirp (redneck laugh) Yep, the teachers/councilors set up the hoax to warn the students about the dangers of driving while intoxicated.

“They were traumatized, but we wanted them to be traumatized,” said guidance counselor Lori Tauber, who helped organize the shocking exercise and got dozens of students to participate. “That’s how they get the message.”

I think it’s fucked, i know there are people who are saying, ‘well that’s the only way to get the point across’ . but in all honesty, it’s not that simple. A good handful of us went through that shit a couple summers ago. 6/20/06, i remember that  date cause thats the date we got news that 3 of our friends were killed, it’s a shitty feeling, and if someone was to tell me a few hours later that is was a hoax, i would probably be very close to murdering them or at least cutting off their tongues, along with my friend mike malone at least, he’s always got my back. I’m surprised this school didn’t retaliate. But anyway, even with three of our friends dead because of a ‘drunken’ accident, it doesn’t seem like any of their/my friends changed anything besides ‘oh shit, they’re dead, we gotta party harder in their memory’ .

watering the plants

You’d think if there was a god, that he would be buddy buddy with mother nature, but i guess mother nature is just a hormonal bitch that is pissed off at god because of the one night stand. The worlds ending.

Flood in Iowa. Thats some serious shit.

Well, i started reminiscing about a post i did years ago about end of the world predictions, and the Jehovas had the most incorrect, so fuck them as a reliable source, or even a reliable faith. There are plenty of 2008 predictions so far, and of course a lot of them have failed… here are some

2008-MAY: Pyotr Kuznetsov is the leader of a Russian doomsday sect called the True Orthodox Church. They reject processed food and regard bar codes as Satanic symbols. He predicted that the world would end in 2008-MAY. During 2007-NOV, thirty-five of his followers barricaded themselves in a cave near the village of Kikolskoye, 435 miles (725 km) southeast of Moscow. They threatened to blow up gas cylinders if officials tried to force them to leave. Twenty-four left when spring floods caused part of the cave to collapse; only a few adults remain. Meanwhile, Kuznetsov is believed to have become depressed at the failure of his prophecies and has tried to commit suicide by hitting himself on the head with a log.

2008: Ronald Weinland believes that he “… has been send by God as His end-time prophet.” Weinland predicts the demise of the United States in the near future, followed by the start of “man’s final war” in 2008. He has published a book titled: “2008: God’s Final Witness.” A free copy can be obtained at: http://the-end.com/ ( rummage through the pdf file version of the book, it’s pretty silly)

2008: Billy Hargie predicts the assassination of the next president of the U.S. by a southern activist. This will cause riots which will require the U.S. army to be recalled from Iraq. Iran will then be overrun by Iran. A nuclear world war will start. The environment will rapidly degenerate. The Mayan prediction for 2012 will come true. 97% of all known species will become extinct. Scattered pockets of humans will survive by living off the land. He describes this as the “Dawn of the Eighth Day.”

1999 to 2009: Jerry Falwell predicted in 1999-JAN that Jesus could return within ten years. But before that can happen, he said that the Antichrist must appear. Referring to the Antichrist, Falwell said: “Is he alive and here today? Probably. Because when he appears during the Tribulation period he will be a full-grown counterfeit of Christ. Of course he’ll be Jewish. Of course he’ll pretend to be Christ. And if in fact the Lord is coming soon, and he’ll be an adult at the presentation of himself, he must be alive somewhere today.” Rabbi James Rudin of the American Jewish Committee suggested that Christians should be careful about making such comments. His said that Falwell’s statement “plays into some latent and historical anti-Semitism from the past.” ₇ Rev. Falwell later apologized for his comment.

thanks to whatever outside source i got this from. i can’t remember.

Lips painted black

= the black lips. My favorite ‘garage rock’ alternative to early von bondies/hives/rolling stones… I don’t know, i just think it’s pretty simple and catchy and fun… try it out… I like the African American theme/New Orleans tribute in the video. pretty radical.

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