old guys

January 8, 2009

There is this older gent who cums into my work (the diner) and creeps out the young ladies. He is just a typical 55ish year old, looks like an ordinary father. He rides a motorcycle. What creeps the girls out is that he hounds them for their phone numbers so he can call them and he can take them on a bike ride. Today one of the 19 year old ladies i work with was sitting down eating, and he walks in and sits right next to her. He whispers in her ear ‘you’re looking as cute as a bug in a rug’… and then he notices she is eating blueberry pancakes and he says ” i see you’re eating my favorite kind of pancake”. He then mentions that he still has her phone number and recites it FROM MEMORY!!. Thats super creep status. Then he starts talking about how he took a ride up to lake of the woods and it was an ultra-bumpy ride, and that he wants to take her on a bike ride up to howard praire because he knows this beautiful spot thats nice and quite. this guy probably goes home and masturbates to the fact that he has her phone number and can call it anytime he wants. He brings up the number on his phone and puts his finger on the call button and  starts jerking, it doesn’t take long, it gets him real wound up. He comes in all the time and no one else thinks he is a creep besides me and this girl. He likes to give all the girls hugs before he goes, probably so he can get their scent on him and he can masturbate smelling his Harley shirt.

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